I have the worst parents ever. Fact.
First they bugger off without me. To Vegas:

Next, I'm supposed to be happy with this piss poor 'Batmobile'. Oooh, I'm so excited:

Meantime, we get a hurricane in Columbus and a tree falls on our neighbor's house. AND THEY'RE STILL IN VEGAS.

That's it. I'm done. I'm outta here:

(I did have some fun - you can see it here in my new gallery Balls